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Monday, April 2

Showbox presents

The Darkness

Diarrhea Planet

6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show

21 and over

$25 advance, $28 day of show

The Darkness

The Darkness are a UK rock band currently eeking out an existence on the periphery of the world music scene. Surrounded by a team of highly paid professional technicians, our heroes battle irrelevance in obscurity, paying themselves a meagre minimum wage so as to keep it real.

The Darkness' live performances have become legendary. Or mythological.

The absence of an official live DVD means you have to witness a show first hand before you are entitled to slag it off. Then, and only then, may you slag it off. I wager you won't, because the Darkness will make you shit in your pants, in a good way.

I should know. I'm the singer.

Justin Hawkins